sans is my favourite thing. i am like @judyhoppsl0vr69 on tiktok, if he loved sans and not some rabbit cop. sans is the perfect man. his smile, his face, his eyes, his glowstick, his other features of which he has several. really gets me in the bonezone. i would pay 1000000g if it meant he would sell me that sweet fried snow. here is every line of dialogue he speaks independently in-game, because i need you to see how sexy he is firsthand.
if you clicked that last link then you're a filthy sinner.